Quelle: http://www.informatikerboard.d…mlicher-programmcode.html
Angeblich ist/war das so in Windows drin. Sehr amüsant 
C
- #include "win31.h"
- #include "win95.h"
- #include "win98.h"
- #include "workst~1.h"
- #include "evenmore.h"
- #include "oldstuff.h"
- #include "billrulz.h"
- #include "monopoly.h"
- #define INSTALL = HARD
- char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
- void main()
- {
- while(!CRASHED)
- {
- display_copyright_message();
- display_bill_rules_message();
- do_nothing_loop();
- if (first_time_installation)
- {
- make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
- do_nothing_loop();
- totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
- search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
- make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
- disable_Netscape();
- disable_RealPlayer();
- disable_Lotus_Products();
- hang_system();
- }
- write_something(anything);
- display_copyright_message();
- do_nothing_loop();
- do_some_stuff();
- if (still_not_crashed)
- {
- display_copyright_message();
- do_nothing_loop();
- basically_run_windows_3.1();
- do_nothing_loop();
- do_nothing_loop();
- }
- }
- if (detect_cache())
- disable_cache();
- if (fast_cpu())
- {
- set_wait_states(lots);
- set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
- set_mouse(action, jumpy);
- set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
- }
- /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
- /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
- /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
- /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
- /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
- /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
- printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
- if (system_ok())
- crash(to_dos_prompt)
- else
- system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
- while(something)
- {
- sleep(5);
- get_user_input();
- sleep(5);
- act_on_user_input();
- sleep(5);
- }
- create_general_protection_fault();
- }
